Hotty Oddity

My favorite redhead K.L. stepped up to the plate yesterday and nominated Wendy Williams. Turns out, I am coming around to this women nominations thing. Originally, HO was strictly dickly. Now, everyone and everything is allowed to—at the very least—- be nominated. Final say, as always, is in the hands of Dr. Dookie Bun, Chairman Meow, and El Prez. (I be PRES. O. DENT)

Wendy Williams. She is hot because check them tittays, yo. And that hair. Check that thoroughbred, yo. And them there eyes. Check that disease, yo. (I only say that because she made me fall in pure purve with her when, once, on the red carpet, she stopped Darryl Hannah for a chat. Darryl Hannah’s Madison fish ass was mesmerized by Wendy’s great big giant eyes and SAID SO, “I love your eyes. They are sooo SOooOOOOOoooOOOoo BIG!” Wendy looked stunned. After D.H. walked away, she said to the camera: “What a stupid bitch. What if I had some eye disease??” )

Yes, Wendy. What if. You fuckn ODDball.

The point is. RedHeaded KL did good. Wendy Williams is ODDLY HOT. The things that come out of her mouth are liquid fire. Not sure if she is pure HOTTY ODDITY material, but definitely up there to be poked, prodded, stared at, and possibly scared for.

Hotty Oddity = Bienvenue!

A site that I enjoyed frequenting years ago is still alive and well. It is major HOT because it actually means well. It is major ODD because it’s M.O. is majorly ODD.

http://www.hotghettomess.com/ is just about “stirring up negroes” -Malcolm X and letting ghetto communities know that “CONVERSATE” is not a word. (btw, due to my inability to look shit up when I rap songs to myself, I actually had to have a Spanish professor back in college tell me that it was not in fact a word. He said this to me IN SPANISH. How I became the distinguished El Presedente of this bullshit blog is beyond me. Dr. Dookie Bun has always wanted to assasinate me. Now she has good reason.)

The point is, the site is good. This young lady’s outfit is not.

Ah, yes. Dr. Dookie Bun. She is swimming in a sea of sexual mishap and comedic timing. How could we not gather ‘round and wish her a Happy Valentine’s day? Sure, it is a day early, but always a year too late, and exactly $3.58 too short. This mug was spied on a site a few days ago and the reality is—it is perfect. Perfect for her to wear alone watching The Today Show on NBC. Perfect for her to drink her sugar free fat free exciting free coffee in the morning. Dr. Dookie Bun Claims to never want another cat but to want a dog. A dog she will name Wink Martindale or Dr. Sanja Gupta as men enjoy single women with dogs more than single women with cats.

Listen, Chairman Meow and El Presendente are not professionals when it comes to finding romance. We simply go with the flow. But what we do know is this: A coffee cup with an engagement ring is Funny.

Funny ‘cause it’s sad. Funny ‘cause it’s true.

1. that entire outfit can be currently purchased at the stores. like now. 2010.

2. she had an eating disorder

3. she and every german shepherd dog ever have that same cheek mole.

4. she had Zack and Slater in the palm of her purging digited hands. awesome.

Conclusion: Hotty Oddity

L.L. Cool L.

Well, this is an interesting twist. Dr. Dookie Bun proposed we allow female Hotty Oddities into the mix. Hey, I’m not God, just the person who invented this fookin game, that’s all. But, hey. All nominations are welcome. I guess. Meet Rachel Maddow. A smart, saavy, cool, lesbian who is on the television set on a regular basis. Honestly, I don’t know enough about her, but I reckon if Dr. Dookie Bun thinks she is a good nom, I don’t see any harm in it. She is hot because she is smart and cool. She is odd because she is a lesbian which completely makes Dr. Dookie Bun question her own sexuality. I like her because when I see her on tv, I think “Mira! Mira!! It’s that DJ who scissored with Lindsay Lohan. The one who pales in comparison to her DJ Brother and clothing designer sister!! Mira!! It’s Her!!!!”